Monday, November 16, 2009

Low Fidelity

I have been unable to find the commercial in question on YouTube, likely reflecting the fact that I just need to forego this rant. Since I have not written anything in a long while, however, I will try to kill two birds with one stone by pushing through and getting this off my chest.

A couple of years ago Apple ran a commercial where the women leaves the apartment cluttered with the guy's records and by the time she gets back all of the music had been transferred (or re-purchased and downloaded) onto an iPod. I do not remember seeing this commercial more than once on TV, so I am hoping that means Apple only ran it briefly and not that I simply remained ignorant via Tivo.

While I do not belong to the generation who's females swoon over John Cusack, I cannot help but flip out about this commercial like his character in High Fidelity would have. (I contend that I am only like Rob Gordon and not actually him like some have accused me of. Although, I have held these feelings for over two years for this commercial which I only viewed once.) I can understand how annoying a 'hobby' can become if it takes up the majority of space in your apartment, but there is no reason to forego music you have already purchased. I am also not of the age range to consider it sacrilege to move on from vinyl nor am I in the group that considers one to be a demi-god if they have a huge vinyl collection, but d@mmit that guy owned all of those records! You can't just get rid of music just because your significant other is mildly-annoyed.

I belong to the generation raised on CDs, where I remember the days of having to save up my allowance and drive to the music store (ok so it was Best Buy; not trying to paint a completely idyllic picture here) to buy the newest releases. Compact discs do not hold the comparable nostalgia to vinyl, and I do not expect younger generations to wonder if there was a magic to CDs. The one similarity to vinyl, though, is that once you made your purchase you had something in your hand. It could easily become scratched by pets, children, or even the CD player itself, but you still physically had something.

Digital is the future, and yes, the first thing I do once purchasing a CD is upload it into mp3 format so I can listen to it on my iPod. Millions of words have been written about digital music trends both in positive and negative lights, and my previous sentence highlights that I could add to both sides of the argument. Despite my best efforts to refrain from the fray I knew that by starting typing I was only adding to that cacophony. So, I will get to my point via the argument of many long-time smokers: as long as I leave you alone just let me do what I want to do. I think I have convinced my wife to stop asking me why I buy CDs instead of downloads (even when I have discounts that make the CDs cheaper than iTunes*), and I have the collection arranged neatly enough in our house that it will never be in the way. While I am a 21st century digital boy and have all of my collection on my iPod I know I will never be able to let go of the music that I physically own. To take such action will always remain a disgrace in my heart, so while I do not ask others to understand I just ask that you leave me alone.

This post also inspired by two sources of white entertainment:

*Hopefully this sentence abates the smart@sses that would say 'just download the music from iTunes and burn it to a CD'. (Plus, if you ask that you missed the whole point of this article.) After growing up with packaged CDs there is still something to say about holding the lyrics/photo packet in your hand while listening to a 'real' CD. While I am all for breaking up the RIAA as we know it they did condition us well.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Placing My Money Back on the Table

After taking a long break from writing I am placing my money back on the table. I hope that it's irrelevant I'm jumping back in at this moment because I'm procrastinating on doing homework. I will contend that some of my best writing comes not under the gun, but rather when avoiding it completely.

I have recently enjoyed the luxury of having a month to myself and my thoughts. A significant amount of that time has led to the deep thoughts of life, none more so than contemplating the eternal debate of enjoying life versus maximizing the savings account. (Of course the savings account would be maximized even more if our house sold...) After spending the entire weekend lounging around the house knocking out homework between procrastination sessions I started feeling the urge to take a random trip. As much as Americans complain about life, the fact that a random trip is possible should remind us how lucky we are.

Of course it is much easier to complain about life, so I dug out Gregg Easterbrook's excellent book "The Progress Paradox." When skimming the first chapter, I noticed an intriguing statistic about Americans eating out. (Alright, I admit taking trips was my bait. Here is the switch:) "In 2000, $376 billion was spent in American restaurants: about 4 percent of the nation's GDP, and a figure considerably higher than the defense budget that year."

This statistic made me instantly think of a Sergeant's excellent closing comments in the documentary "The War Tapes." He made the [correct] observation that after finishing watching the documentary Americans would forget all about the situation unless they had a relative fighting over there. Instead, they would be much angrier over their pizza being delivered more than 30 minutes after the order was placed.

Well, even with the ongoing wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, America's defense budget remains 3.5% of our GDP. Could it be argued that the fast food industry (to include sit-down restaurants) is just as important to the national GDP as the military? I know this is comparing apples and oranges, and even if I wasn't in the military I hope that I would still get pissed off at the people who are so self-absorbed that they can't spare five extra minutes for their food. Perhaps the question is just another instance of so much data with no one to interpret.

I'm keeping this one relatively light, but hopefully you found that point worth pondering. If you think I just wasted your time (or you're waiting for the pizza delivery guy), consider Easterbrook's subsequent point: "Americans spend 46% of their food money in restaurants, and the figure continues to rise." While this current recession has likely put a crimp into that stat, that is more than double the spending rate from the 1950s. The average American is having our food prepared for us at more than twice the rate of the previous generation, yet we still complain. (There, I completed the circle. It's good to be back!)



Current Thought: Friday ESPN broke the news about Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz juicing before MLB started cracking down. No Sports Guy post before the weekend. Is he hoping this will fade out or is he going to get holier-than-thou like he did with the Patriots videotape scandal.

Current Lyric: "Like a cause without rebels." Rise Against, Re-Education (Through Labor)